Trivia Girl :
Who said, "Beware the Ides of March"? That whacky College Basketball announcer guy.
When is the Ides of September? October 5th.
Another week, another T-shirt derby. I hope people who can will consider voting for my submissions for "Band Names Reimagined":
Little River BandNine Inch Nailslostinamerica : I think there was a time when critics and the general public were closer in their opinions of movies. I believe part of this is that the general public has dumbed down (how else can you explain the entire Will Farrell ouvre?) but in part, critics have become much more picky. I have my doubts that
The Adventures of Robin Hood with Erol Flynn would have passed muster with today's critics, being an action movie and all.
Menomegirl : Apparently, I broke the board by
not barfing up a snake, never mind all the other people who didn't barf up a snake.
medusacascade : The first thing politicians have to realize is that almost everyone would
like to have health care, but some are forced to choose between paying for food and paying for heat. Mandating that people buy insurance is not the answer. The next is that the biggest cost in medical care is for doctors paying malpractice insurance. They need to overhaul the entire malpractice process, because as it is, everyone is being punished --- except the lawyers and the insurance companies.
/soapbox
Beldin : Have
you ever tried to barf up a snake? It's not as easy as it looks.
Pi Day was Cherry for me. I had it pretty close to 1:59:26, but I can't say it was exactly then.
medusacascade,
Beldin : Wilde? As in Oscar Wilde? As in
The Picture of Dorian Gray? Barf! ... okay, that was eloquent.
Adri : Is it really that I didn't hug you? Or is it all the stories you hear about the people I did hug?
Flash Fic"Sit down," Alex said as he rounded back behind the mahogany desk.
David walked into the large office, shut the door behind him and took a leather-bound seat. He glanced over Alex' shoulder at the large gold community-service award plaque and the old sports trophies that sat on the shelf.
"You know business has been off lately, and while no one likes to do this..." Alex swallowed.
David noted that Alex wasn't looking at him. Instead, he was gazing off through the large plate glass window overlooking the city. David also swallowed, though his throat was dry.
"... we're going to have to start some cost-cutting measures," Alex continued. "A stitch in time, as they say." He laughed awkwardly. It was more an expulsion of air.
David resisted the urge to climb over that expensive mahogany desk and slug him.
"I know you're single..."
David seethed. This guy had no business poking into his personal life. 'Single', 'gay', he was not about to be sharing his private details with this... And just because he wasn't married didn't mean he didn't need the job.
"... and you have a house? That's impressive. Unfortunately, I can't let people's lifestyles influence who we can keep on."
David continued to stay silent. As angry as he might be, he was going to need this guy's reference.
"But we do need to stay in business, so I'm going to need you to stay on. I hope you will."
"Excuse me?" David blinked.
"We need to make some budget cuts here, but we're going to need to stay in business. I need you to help me with this."
"You called me in here to not-fire me?"
"Well, I need a bit more than just that." Alex sighed deeply. "I'm going to need to cut costs and I'm hoping you can help me identify who we can afford to lose."
"Wait..." David's mind raced. "Can I speak freely?"
"I wish you would."Finish the Limerick
Thanks to the folks who played over the weekend:
Made me laugh:
Old One,
buffyratCreatively done:
AlgerinaToday's LimerickThere once was a cross-country skier
Who wanted to not disappearEdited only to fix tags.